nomadic ramblings: Holy Crap!

I got the break that I have looong wanted over the weekend! Nothing but sheer good,clean fun with friends I haven't seen in quite a long time. Plus, throw in the sun, the beach and some beachy couture some gin & juice and good old trusty Miguel, Marl and Winston, Joey's Elle and People magazines, and paparazzis and camwhores like me, what have you got? PURE BLISS!
Some insights this weekend:
Laughter is THE BEST MEDICINE. Especially if:
1. You're at your EXCORSHUN
2. The phytochemist Cyrus Almuranas is on board
3. You are labeled as : Rosy Joyce (when everyone elsehas been calling you by your first name the whole freaking day!)
4. You're sippin on Gin and Juice (lay back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind!!!)
5. Somebody tells you you look like you're lactating & it's disturbing
6. Ther lays a peck on your cheek every so often you either feel loved or violated!
7. You accumulate 500 (or so) pictures and you're in about 80% of them (haha!)
8. You meet fat kids who throw insults at themselves such as :
a. " andito na si taba!" (the speaker being fat himself)
b. a fat kid is named Poknut and his friends keep shouting --anak ka ng poknut!
c. a fat kid making pilit his fat pomeranian to take a dip
d. a bodyguard telling the fat kid to have his pomeranian as their pulutan (Gawin na nating pulutan yan!)

9. You are mooned by one big plump fresh piece of ass (HAHA!) covered pink poison studded shorts

Hahaha! I got mooned!

Here fatty fatty!

10. You listen to 80's and beerhouse music during the afternoon, random boyband tunes (yes, BSB, Nsync & 98 Degrees are the best!)all day, plus hard core rage music and good old gangsta music whenever and have KING OF WISHFUL THINKING on repeat mode!
11. You have an underwater camera to continue your camwhore moments
12. You get a nosebleed moment because of some conyo mestizo dude whose kid has a personal photographer, a body guard, a yaya and someone to lather some sunblock on his back
13. You let the waves carry you off to the shore
14. Cy and his Borgy moments
15. You're having breakfast with GUS! (hee Hi Gus if you're reading this!)

Alternatively, it is not cool when:
1. You run out of booze and lights are off even before 12 midnight! (ok lang at least we all had a hearty breakfast the next day c/o Manang [Gus if you're reading this, ipipirate ko na si Manang ha] and we were able to enjoy the sun and sand a while longer)
2. People horde their yosi (uuuy aminin ayaw mag-share ng iba nung gabi na! ;p )
3. Sea insects bite you
4. It drizzles a bit (even just for a while) while you're sprawled out, DYING to get a TAN!
5. something unhooks/snaps!
6. Your Ipod resets... to NOTHING!
7. People from work hound you with phone calls
8. You accidentally sip stale gin thinking it was water... at freakin 3 am!
9. Some kupal dude shows up and has the guts to tell you -- sinusundan niyo ata kami ah!
10. Everything you want on the menu is out of stock.
** yeah well they miraculously came up with hot choco and chicken cannolini (? uhm tama ba)11. It's so freaking traffic on the way home